Priceless summer trips

• The cost for us to take a week long vacation with the kids = $700
• Vacation days taken off of work = 5
• Hours of driving = 12
• Pounds gained from a week of bad food = 3
• The BM doing nothing with the kids all summer = $0
• The BM's boyfriend taking them all to the Grand Canyon with his 6 year old = $50
• Having the BF's 6 year old (which they have only met 2 times) piss the kids off because she is calling the BM her "mommy" and the kids "brother" and "sissy" the whole time = PRICELESS